Sexy In Plaid
sweetperkins:

I KNEW IT YA PIECE’A SHIT.
At least, thanks to you, I’m gonna split up Howie and his lil white bitch!

Split oop ‘is… Whoa! ‘ey now! Hold oop! There’s no need tae be doin’ any splittin’ of any sort! Ah’m nae th’ kind o’ guy tae be ruinin’ a relationship due tae me problem..!

sweetperkins:

I KNEW IT YA PIECE’A SHIT.

At least, thanks to you, I’m gonna split up Howie and his lil white bitch!

Split oop ‘is… Whoa! ‘ey now! Hold oop! There’s no need tae be doin’ any splittin’ of any sort! Ah’m nae th’ kind o’ guy tae be ruinin’ a relationship due tae me problem..!

...YA SLEPT WITH HIM DIDN'T YOU?!

Well, aye? ‘at’s usually what spendin’ th’ night entitles… But coold blame me? Et’s nae often Ah git a chance at soom hot chocolate aroond ‘ere. Woon en nine are nae very guid odds….

Who're you and how do ya know my brother?

How rude o’ me! Th’ name’s Red Kilt, Demoknight fer RED, but that’s obvious enough. As fer knowin’ Howie, we met jist outside ‘is base woon day after bein’ attacked by woon o’ Bosko’s Sniper pups. Bonnie cute thing, so ‘e invited me in an’ over fer th’ night~

"Magical man turns me into thees! Ees fun! Did yous sees my vings? They ams beautifuls!"

"Aye, bonnie lovely shades of blue. Suits ye well." He lightly touched a delicate wing. "Been ‘avin’ fun? Keepin’ oot o’ trouble?"

"I'm leetle and cute!" He chirped, looking up at him with a smile.

"Heh heh, Ah see ‘at, but doesnae answer me question." He smiled back.

"Red Kilt!" Flies onto his head.

"Eh..? Bosko? Is ‘at ye lad?" Reaching up, he pried the clingy Boskofly off his hat, bringing him into his line of vision. "What happened tae ye??"

Red kilt! It's me! Nursemaid! Oh I've missed you!

Nursemaid! Oh, how Ah’ve missed ye too, love! Ah’d rather be chattin’, an’ hoogin’ an kissin’ ye in person ‘an through thes…

"So bonnie adorable~ Lookit ye… Wit yer wee wigglers, claws, fancy soot… Ow, an’ sharp teeth!" Red Kilt chuckled, watching the tiny creature all but latch on to his thumb with a precious little growl. "Never thought soomthin’ so cute woold be followin’ me aboot."

"So bonnie adorable~ Lookit ye… Wit yer wee wigglers, claws, fancy soot… Ow, an’ sharp teeth!" Red Kilt chuckled, watching the tiny creature all but latch on to his thumb with a precious little growl. "Never thought soomthin’ so cute woold be followin’ me aboot."

It is fine. If it vere not for meeting Stanislav, I vould not get to meet se Chihas! Sey ah really fun even if BLU Chiha has creepy teeth.

Huh, odd ‘at soomthin’ guid coold coom oot o’ meetin’ Stan.
…What’s a Chiha?

Osser half? You ah in a relationship? Besides, I am only following because a friend mentioned you. I sought you might be interesting, but if you ah going to be rude, I can just go und leave you alone. I already have Amadour und Stanislav to be a pain.

Ah’m sorreh, really Ah am. Don’t pay any mind tae me less ‘an pleasant side, ‘e’s jist a wee bit grumpy… Please stay, Ah like Medics, very mooch Ah do~ Especially me wee darlin’ Nursemaid <3

But Ah’m sorreh tae hear aboot yer dealin’s wit’ Stan…